October182014

bloodypython:

clockwork-serpent:

Jaw-dropping het caramel albino sumatran short tail python - Matt Turner @ Curtusforum.org

Just gonna go get a mop for this puddle of drool …

I think I need Life Alert

(via canisalbus)

12AM
rebornica:

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]Kidnap Mike the night guard?[FOXY]I wanna do it![BONNIE]Let’s draw straws![CHICA]Freddy said we work together![BONNIE]Three of a kind![FOXY]Birds of a feather![CHICA]Now and forever![CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]SCKREEE!La, la, la, la, laKidnap the Night guard, stuff him up real tight!Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights[CHICA]First, we’re going to set some baitHe’ll wonder where that was before-and when he comes a-sniffing we willSnap the trap and close the door![FOXY]Wait! I’ve got a better plan To catch this weird, nocturnal man!Let’s put him in a heating stove-and when he’s done keep him in my cove![CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]Kidnap the Night guard!Throw him in a suit!Crush him with crosshairs and wiresThen see if he hoots![CHICA]Then the Mr.Freddy Fazbear[CHICA & FOXY]Can take the whole thing over thenHe’ll be so pleased, I do declare[CHICA,FOXY & BONNIE]That he will stuff him there!SCKREEE![FOXY]I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door and thenKnock three times and when he anwersThe night guard will be no more![CHICA]You’re so stupid, think nowIf we blow him up into smithereensWe may lose some pieces[FOXY & CHICA]then Freddy’ll will beat us black and green[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]Kidnap the Night guard!Tie him in a case!Throw him in the backroomThen see his crushed up face![FOXY & CHICA]Because Mr.Freddy Fazbear is the meanest bear aroundIf I were on his stuffing list, I’d get out of town![BONNIE]He’ll be so pleased by our success[FOXY]That he’ll reward us too, I bet[FOXY & BONNIE]Perhaps he’ll make his special brew[LOCK, SHOCK, & BARREL]Of human insides stew!We’re his little band membersAnd we take our job with pride!We do our best to help himAnd stay on his good side![CHICA]I wish my best friends weren’t so dumb[BONNIE]I’m not the dumb one ![FOXY]Yer’ no fun![CHICA]Shut up![FOXY]Make me![CHICA]I’ve got something, listen upThis one is real good, you’ll seeWe’ll send a present to his doorUpon there’ll be a note to readNow, near the box we’ll hide and waitUntil his curiousity[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]Entices him to look insideAnd then we’ll have himOne, two, three!Kidnap the Night guard, beat him with a stickLock him in a Fazbear suit, see what makes him tickKidnap the Night guard, chop him into bitsMr.Freddy Fazbear is sure to get his kicksKidnap the Night guard, see what we will seeLock him in a costume, then throw away the key!
—-
THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )
FREDDY FAZBEAR SONG ( Oogie Boogie song )

rebornica:

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
Kidnap Mike the night guard?

[FOXY]
I wanna do it!

[BONNIE]
Let’s draw straws!

[CHICA]
Freddy said we work together!

[BONNIE]
Three of a kind!

[FOXY]
Birds of a feather!

[CHICA]
Now and forever!

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
SCKREEE!
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Night guard, stuff him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then 
Turn off all the lights

[CHICA]
First, we’re going to set some bait
He’ll wonder where that was before
-and when he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the door!

[FOXY]
Wait! I’ve got a better plan 
To catch this weird, nocturnal man!
Let’s put him in a heating stove
-and when he’s done keep him in my cove!

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
Kidnap the Night guard!
Throw him in a suit!
Crush him with crosshairs and wires
Then see if he hoots!

[CHICA]
Then the Mr.Freddy Fazbear

[CHICA & FOXY]
Can take the whole thing over then
He’ll be so pleased, I do declare

[CHICA,FOXY & BONNIE]
That he will stuff him there!
SCKREEE!

[FOXY]
I say that we take a cannon 
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he anwers
The night guard will be no more!

[CHICA]
You’re so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces

[FOXY & CHICA]
then Freddy’ll will beat us black and green

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
Kidnap the Night guard!
Tie him in a case!
Throw him in the backroom
Then see his crushed up face!

[FOXY & CHICA]
Because Mr.Freddy Fazbear is the meanest bear around
If I were on his stuffing list, I’d get out of town!

[BONNIE]
He’ll be so pleased by our success

[FOXY]
That he’ll reward us too, I bet

[FOXY & BONNIE]
Perhaps he’ll make his special brew

[LOCK, SHOCK, & BARREL]
Of human insides stew!

We’re his little band members
And we take our job with pride!
We do our best to help him
And stay on his good side!

[CHICA]
I wish my best friends weren’t so dumb

[BONNIE]
I’m not the dumb one !

[FOXY]
Yer’ no fun!

[CHICA]
Shut up!

[FOXY]
Make me!

[CHICA]
I’ve got something, listen up
This one is real good, you’ll see
We’ll send a present to his door
Upon there’ll be a note to read
Now, near the box we’ll hide and wait
Until his curiousity

[CHICA,BONNIE & FOXY]
Entices him to look inside
And then we’ll have him
One, two, three!

Kidnap the Night guard, beat him with a stick
Lock him in a Fazbear suit, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Night guard, chop him into bits
Mr.Freddy Fazbear is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Night guard, see what we will see
Lock him in a costume, then throw away the key!

—-

THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )

FREDDY FAZBEAR SONG ( Oogie Boogie song )

(via rebornica)

12AM
rebornica:

FREDDYWell, well, well, what have we here? Mike Schmidt, huh? Oh, I’m really scaredSo you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’I can’t believe my eyes You’re jokin’ me, you gotta beThis can’t be the right guyHe’s tiny, he’s ugly I don’t know which is worseI might just blow a circuit nowIf I don’t die laughing first!
Mr. Freddy Fazbear saysThere’s trouble close at handYou’d better pay attention now‘Cause we’re the Fazbear band!And if you aren’t shakin’Then there’s something very wrong‘Cause this may be the last timeThat you hear the Fazbear song
FREDDYWoah-oh-!
CHICA,FOXY & BONNIEWoah-oh-! x3
CHICA,FOXY & BONNIEWe’re the Freddy Fazbear band!
MIKE SCHMIDTRelease me nowOr you must face the dire consequences!I’m only here until 6am,So please, come to your senses!
FREDDYYou’re jokin’, you’re jokin’I can’t believe my earsWould someone STUFF this fella upI’m drownin’ in my tearsIt’s funny, I’m laughingYou really are too muchAnd now, without your permissionI’m going to do my stuff
MIKE SCHMIDTWhat are you going to do? 
FREDDYI’m gonna do the best I can
Oh, the sound of rollin’ pinsTo me is music in the air !‘Cause I’m a singing FazbearAlthough I don’t play fair!
It’s much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the lineNot mine, of course, but yours, old boyNow that’d be just fine
MIKE SCHMIDTRelease me now or you willBe deactivated for this heinous act!
FREDDYOh, Mikey, you’re somethingYou put me in a spinYou aren’t comprehendingThe position that you’re in!It’s hopeless! You’re finished!You’re about to go get stuffed!‘Cause I’m THE Freddy FazbearAnd you are goin’ to be crushed.
—-
THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )
KIDNAP THE NIGHT GUARD ( Kidnap the Sandy Claws )

rebornica:

FREDDY
Well, well, well, what have we here? 
Mike Schmidt, huh? 
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha

You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my eyes 
You’re jokin’ me, you gotta be
This can’t be the right guy
He’s tiny, he’s ugly 
I don’t know which is worse
I might just blow a circuit now
If I don’t die laughing first!

Mr. Freddy Fazbear says
There’s trouble close at hand
You’d better pay attention now
‘Cause we’re the Fazbear band!
And if you aren’t shakin’
Then there’s something very wrong
‘Cause this may be the last time
That you hear the Fazbear song

FREDDY
Woah-oh-!

CHICA,FOXY & BONNIE
Woah-oh-! 
x3

CHICA,FOXY & BONNIE
We’re the Freddy Fazbear band!

MIKE SCHMIDT
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences!
I’m only here until 6am,
So please, come to your senses!

FREDDY
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my ears
Would someone STUFF this fella up
I’m drownin’ in my tears
It’s funny, I’m laughing
You really are too much
And now, without your permission
I’m going to do my stuff

MIKE SCHMIDT
What are you going to do? 

FREDDY
I’m gonna do the best I can

Oh, the sound of rollin’ pins
To me is music in the air !
‘Cause I’m a singing Fazbear
Although I don’t play fair!

It’s much more fun, I must confess 
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that’d be just fine

MIKE SCHMIDT
Release me now or you will
Be deactivated for this heinous act!

FREDDY
Oh, Mikey, you’re something
You put me in a spin
You aren’t comprehending
The position that you’re in!
It’s hopeless! You’re finished!
You’re about to go get stuffed!
‘Cause I’m THE Freddy Fazbear
And you are goin’ to be crushed.

—-

THIS IS FREDDY’S ( This is Halloween )

KIDNAP THE NIGHT GUARD ( Kidnap the Sandy Claws )

(via rebornica)

12AM
rebornica:

[FREDDY]Boys and girls of every ageWouldn’t you like to see something strange?Come with us and you will seeThis our home called Freddy’s
[BONNIE & CHICA]This is Freddy’s, this is Freddy’sRobots screech in the dead of nightThis is Freddy’s, everybody spill the beansScreech and run till the night guard’s gonna die of fright
[ALL ANIMATRONICS]Pizza’s out, everybody screechIn our home called Freddy’s
[FOXY]I am the one hiding in my coveTeeth ground sharp, curtains open here i go!
[FREDDY]I am the one hidden in the darkCameras off so I’m able to embark
[FOXY & FREDDY]This is Freddy’s x2
[FOXY]Freddy’s! [CHICA] Freddy’s! [BONNIE] Freddy’s! [FREDDY] Freddy’s!
[ALL ANIMATRONICS]From outside, your two doorsFreddy Fazbear loops Toreador
[FREDDY]In this place , don’t we love it now?Every robot’s waiting for the guard’s next moveRound that corner, fox hiding in the Pirate’s CoveFoxy’s waiting now to sprint and how he’ll…[FOXY]Screech! This is Freddy’s!
[BONNIE]Yellow, red but never green
[FOXY]Aren’t you scared?
[CHICA]Well, that’s just fineSay it once, say it twicePizza tasting oh so nice,Pots and pans clank in the dead of night
[FREDDY]Everybody screech, everybody screech
[FOXY,CHICA & BONNIE]In this eatery; Freddy’s!
[BONNIE]I am the bun with the torn-away faceHere in the backroom, gone without a trace
[GOLDEN FREDDY]I am the ‘who’ when you cry ‘who’s there?’I am the bear in the poster who stares
[MIKE SCHMIDT]I am the guard working here at nightClosing the doors and checking the lights
[ALL ANIMATRONICS]This is Freddy’s x2Freddy’s x4
[CHICA]Pizza toppings everywhereMoldy cheese stench in the air
[FOXY]Where’s your suit [CHICA] thats what you need[FOXY & CHICA] In our home called Freddy’s
[FREDDY’S]In this placeDon’t we love it now?Every robot’s waiting for the guard’s next move
[FOXY,BONNIE & CHICA]Freddy Fazbear might catch you when he’s nearAnd screech like a bansheeMake you jump out of your seatThis is Freddy’s, everybody screechWont’ ya please make way for a very special bearOur friend, Freddy is leader of the Fazbear bandEveryone sing with the Fazbear leader!
[EVERYONE]This is Freddy’s x2Freddy’s x4
[GOLDEN FREDDY]From outside, your two doorsFreddy Fazbear plays Toreador
[dum duh-dee dum duh-dee freddy’s, freddy’s x4]SCKREEEEEE!!!!
—-
KIDNAP THE NIGHT GUARD (Kidnap the Sandy Claws )
FREDDY FAZBEAR SONG( Oogie Boogie song )

rebornica:

[FREDDY]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This our home called Freddy’s

[BONNIE & CHICA]
This is Freddy’s, this is Freddy’s
Robots screech in the dead of night
This is Freddy’s, everybody spill the beans
Screech and run till the night guard’s gonna die of fright

[ALL ANIMATRONICS]
Pizza’s out, everybody screech
In our home called Freddy’s

[FOXY]
I am the one hiding in my cove
Teeth ground sharp, curtains open here i go!

[FREDDY]
I am the one hidden in the dark
Cameras off so I’m able to embark

[FOXY & FREDDY]
This is Freddy’s x2

[FOXY]Freddy’s! [CHICA] Freddy’s! [BONNIE] Freddy’s! [FREDDY] Freddy’s!

[ALL ANIMATRONICS]
From outside, your two doors
Freddy Fazbear loops Toreador

[FREDDY]
In this place , don’t we love it now?
Every robot’s waiting for the guard’s next move
Round that corner, fox hiding in the Pirate’s Cove
Foxy’s waiting now to sprint and how he’ll…
[FOXY]
Screech! This is Freddy’s!

[BONNIE]
Yellow, red but never green

[FOXY]
Aren’t you scared?

[CHICA]
Well, that’s just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Pizza tasting oh so nice,
Pots and pans clank in the dead of night

[FREDDY]
Everybody screech, everybody screech

[FOXY,CHICA & BONNIE]
In this eatery; Freddy’s!

[BONNIE]
I am the bun with the torn-away face
Here in the backroom, gone without a trace

[GOLDEN FREDDY]
I am the ‘who’ when you cry ‘who’s there?’
I am the bear in the poster who stares

[MIKE SCHMIDT]
I am the guard working here at night
Closing the doors and checking the lights

[ALL ANIMATRONICS]
This is Freddy’s x2
Freddy’s x4

[CHICA]
Pizza toppings everywhere
Moldy cheese stench in the air

[FOXY]
Where’s your suit [CHICA] thats what you need
[FOXY & CHICA] In our home called Freddy’s

[FREDDY’S]
In this place
Don’t we love it now?
Every robot’s waiting for the guard’s next move

[FOXY,BONNIE & CHICA]
Freddy Fazbear might catch you when he’s near
And screech like a banshee
Make you jump out of your seat
This is Freddy’s, everybody screech
Wont’ ya please make way for a very special bear
Our friend, Freddy is leader of the Fazbear band
Everyone sing with the Fazbear leader!

[EVERYONE]
This is Freddy’s x2
Freddy’s x4

[GOLDEN FREDDY]
From outside, your two doors
Freddy Fazbear plays Toreador

[dum duh-dee dum duh-dee freddy’s, freddy’s x4]
SCKREEEEEE!!!!

—-

KIDNAP THE NIGHT GUARD (Kidnap the Sandy Claws )

FREDDY FAZBEAR SONG( Oogie Boogie song )

(via rebornica)

12AM

possessed-night-guard:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)

(via rebornica)

12AM
unexplained-events:

Animatronics
Some retired animatronics that look like they are involved in a real life Five Nights at Freddy’s

unexplained-events:

Animatronics

Some retired animatronics that look like they are involved in a real life Five Nights at Freddy’s

(via rebornica)

October172014
10PM

Anonymous said: Luft is German for air, while Raus is the Germen for "Get Out". Luftrausers literally means Get out of the Sky.

rebornica:

GET OUT OF THE SKY?

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A MAN THAT WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE SKY

image

JUST

image

I AIN’T GETTIN’ OUT OF THE SKY ANYTIME SOON, PAL

10PM

motok-wolf:

driftingindeadspace:

bookofrat:

zahzu:

…. PBS ACTUALLY DID THIS. THEY POSTED AN AUTOTUNED BOB ROSS SONG.

Even though I will never understand HOW he can make his brush do amazing things like that… THIS IS STILL STUPIDLY INSPIRATIONAL.

GUYS, I WANNA PAINT SOME HAPPY TREES.

It’s true…

Everyday is a good day when you paint!

When my dad found this song he played over and over and knows the song by heart!

I LOVE THIS always makes me feel better

10PM
rebornica:

mikethesecurityguard:

A fitting end, I think.

OH MY FUKCING GOD

rebornica:

mikethesecurityguard:

A fitting end, I think.

OH MY FUKCING GOD

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